Can we just take a moment to appreciate the time that I was a viking at a child’s birthday party?

(those were my viking boots, I had to take them off because it was fucking hot)

and then I grew a beard
because that’s what real men do.

For some reason this is the face I made when I saw I had a new follower…

This is not the face I usually make. I don’t even know what this face is. (of course I don’t think I usually make a specific face for new followers)

Obviously I’m tired because I also laughed way too hard at this. 

Anyway… hi, new follower! I swear I’m not always this weird. (or maybe I am…)

Yup, that’s how I landed this looker. Super jealous? I know, it’s ok.

^^me and my bf, Ted the Tree